I believe my children have a secret language to tell each other to gang up on me all at the same time. Here are just a few funny stories from the last 2 days ... Ok, they are funny now, but at the time they weren't so funny...
Last night, Megan wanted to poop on the potty. So I take her in the bathroom and I have to lock the door otherwise she has an audience of 3 little boys. She proceeds to take care of business and outside the door I can hear all 3 boys messing around in the laundry room. The laundry basket full of dirty laundry hits the floor. Then I hear Jacob say, "come on Dylan, climb up here" - which means Jacob is on top of the washer. He is spinning the dial around and around. This puts me in an instant outrage because this is a daily event with him and I've told him a thousand times to stop getting on top of the washing machine. But, of course, do 3 1/2 year old boys ever listen? Nope. My voice is still only about 50% so my yell of "JACOB!" comes out in such a high squeal I think only dogs can hear it. And I can't leave Megan alone, because by this point, she's got a potty chair full of poop. Needless to say, whenever I go into the bathroom either alone or with another kid, instant chaos happens in the rest of the household...
The second story just happened about 15 minutes ago. I open the computer, hoping to get at least 5 minutes to check a few emails, but the kids have other plans for me... I'm right in the middle of responding to an email and again, I hear Jacob say "I'm up here Dylan, look at me". Jacob's 2nd favorite climbing spot is the changing table in the kids room. I figure, oh well, it's just Jacob up there, I'll wait it out until I finish my email. Wrong! About 5 seconds goes by and I hear Jacob, Megan and Ryan screaming in delight about something. I go in to the babies room and all 3 of them are on the changing table pulling out about 100 wipes and cleaning the window! I guess I should have been excited that someone was actually cleaning around here! By the time I get the 3 of them down, Megan has bolted into the kitchen and now she's punching away at the keyboard on my laptop that is set up at the kitchen table. Man, how did she get up there so fast??
Oh, the joys of children! I love them dearly, but some days I could very well loose my mind! I know one day I'll look back at all these "funny" stories and laugh ... at least, I hope so!
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